Monday, June 22, 2009

September 30, 2007

how to become a cheating lover
your lover started working late and on holidays and weekends?
Busy, Busy, Busy.
Your lover starts sleeping so far on the other side of the bed, they end up on the floor.
The deep freezer is now in the bedroom!

your lover's cellular bills unusually expensive?
If they are not calling you 10 times a day, who are they calling?
your lover all of a sudden have frequent errands that they have to do?
Filling up the gas tank when it is only half full, washing a clean car, or finding tools with price tags still on piling up in the garage?
the passenger seat of your lover's car need adjusting every time you get in?
When your lover works late, there are no incoming calls accepted at the office.
Yeah right!
Press re-dial on your lover''s cellular phone after any unusual call.
It won't be Pizza Hut!
Has your lover asked for "space" or "time-out"?
Tell them to go stand in a corner!
your lover wine and dine you like never before

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